TOP 10 MARGINAL HALLOWEEN SAYINGS REVEALED
With Apologies To Dave

Creative Scarecrows
THE HALLOWEEN LEECH
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Recipe - Tail: plucked throat fibers from midnight black emu, (the short ones right next to the beak,) 
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.. With fly fishing blogs all a titter about the Bikini Wars, it seems only appropriate to introduce some seasonal spice into the brew. Below you will find some Halloween Witches - suitably attired for our discriminating audience.
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Here are the top 10 Halloween things that sound dirty - but aren't.
10. If you show me your JuJuBees I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
9. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her front porch.
8. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
7. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
6. You scared me stiff!
5. Let me see your bag, - OH! - you're having a great night!
4. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
2. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
1. She's a goblin.
9. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her front porch.
8. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
7. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
6. You scared me stiff!
5. Let me see your bag, - OH! - you're having a great night!
4. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
2. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
1. She's a goblin.
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The Halloween ball made me cranky
because being surrounded by skanky
little devils and kittens
had me fully committin'
to take myself home for some spanky
-------------------because being surrounded by skanky
little devils and kittens
had me fully committin'
to take myself home for some spanky