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    Thursday, August 29, 2013

    Cherry Pickin'

    JUST A COUPLE FISH
    Enjoy The Sights
    like visitors from new zealand

    WALLPAPER: Hot Pot And Visiting Gawker.
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    .. During these last days of the summer doldrums we occasionally visit Yellowstone National Park for the wonders that other folks come to see.
    .. We generally enter the park early, drive to a place where there will be a fish or two. Catch the fish and then tour. The neighbors call it ""Cherry Pickin'"
    .. We all have our favorite spots. We gather up some snapshots. We enjoy the gawkers, the traffic jams, the stupid driving, the elbows from around the world, and the chaos that is summer in Yellowstone.
    .. We get some ice cream at Old Faithful. Sometimes we wait the 90 minutes or so for the next eruption. We revel in the fact that we live where so many others want to visit.
    .. When it's time to leave wonderland we stop on the way out for another fish or two and call it a day. Usually we get home in time for a late lunch - or - early dinner and visit a place where the visitors have abandoned. It's an occasional ritual that we indulge in a few times each summer. Crowds and elbows grow old very quickly. That's just us. 3,000,000+ folks seem to enjoy it every year.
    .. Is it October yet?
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    Wallpaper: View from above Canyon Village.

    Sunday, December 26, 2010

    Thrummin' Hornbergs

    IT'S ANY ONE'S GUESS
    Slightly Modified
    weighted body

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    .. This slightly modified classic is just now making it's appearance beneath the ice on Hebgen Lake. The neighbors call it the "Bearded Hornberg," or the "Rasty Hornberg." It's tied just like the standard pattern with the addition of a large beard.
    .. It's attached to the fishing line behind it's ample head with a standard riffling hitch; a small split shot is also suspended from the eye of the hook. Rigged correctly this allows the fly to hang in the water in a nearly horizontal position.
    .. Neighbors don't remember a Whitefish being taken on this fly. Speculation allows it to mimic a small fish, thus attractive to the large rainbows and Browns in the lake. Truth be told it's any one's guess about what it really imitates. And like so many attractor flies it is not a major topic of conversation. It works, and that's that.
    .. This pattern is almost always fished with a thrumming rod. Infrequently it is dangled beneath a tip-up. The thrumming rod allows the vibrations from the thumb-thrummer to move the fly in subtle ways beneath the water. Additionally, speculation allows that the vibrations attract the fish. Whatever the case, this is a rig that the neighbors favor when looking for the big trout in the reservoir.
    .. NB: Maggots are scarce already. Meal worms are disappearing fast. Most night crawlers are dry or growing green stuff. It might be time to give the artificials a heavy workout.
    .. More to come
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    Merry Christmas
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    Thursday, November 04, 2010

    Yellowstone Beach Weather

    IT'S BEACH TIME !!
    Don't Fish
    enjoy
     
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    .. Mom is throwing us a curve. We're loving it. The neighborhood plutocrats have left the area. Guides are towing boats to more southerly climes. Visitors have quit thinking about fishing here. So have we - for a day or two.
    .. Even if our temperatures don't climb to the anticipated record highs, it'll be close enough for sunbathing at the beach. It's going to be tough making a decision this weekend: "to fish or gawk not to fish, that is the question."


    .. The catching has been spectacular during this bonus week in Yellowstone National Park. The fish have been frisky, the bugs have been prolific, the clouds have shaded the pools, and stories to last a decade have been generated. What to do?
    .. If this is a preview of global warming - we'll take it. This time, last year, we were talking about chains for park access, (LINK,) and the park had been closed for about 3 days.
    .. We're headed to the park. We'll take the gear, we'll take our trusty point'n'shoot, we'll take a bucket of suds, we'll take some corned beef sandwiches, and we'll take our libido: the scenery should be delightful.
    .. Should you find yourself in the neighborhood we suggest that you enjoy this gift. It'll be 3-feet deep before you can say "Thanksgiving."
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    Saturday, July 17, 2010

    Thursday, May 20, 2010

    Don't Try This At Home

    ONLY IN CALIFORNIA
    Orvis Should Love It
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    FISH ON !!
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    .. From YouTube via HORSE'S MOUTH. YEEEE HA!
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    .. Nine Days & Counting.

    Saturday, May 16, 2009

    Tuesday, January 13, 2009

    Snow Bunny

    SKI OR FISH ?
    .. My how the mind does wander!

    Thursday, January 01, 2009

    Granddaddy Time

    HAPPY COUCH TIME
    'Tween Dusk & Dinner
    after trout & temptation

    COLD BEER, HOT WOMEN, WACKY MASCOTS,

    COLLEGE FOOTBALL.
    IT'S NOT JUST FOR BREAKFAST ANYMORE
    The truth of the matter is: not only fish babes are hot. The New Year's Classic is back.
    We extend our best wishes to the Women of Troy -- thanks for the memories. Happy New Year.

    For Pete & Joe it's a good news / bad news day. Someone has to lose.
    FIGHT ON !!

    Thursday, July 03, 2008

    Happy Yellowstone Fourth

    YELLOWSTONE RIVERS
    IN GREAT SHAPE
    Yellowstone Roads Crowded
    yellowstone fish hungry
    .. The weekend will be a bit warm. The crowds will be a bit dense. The rivers will be a bit crowded. The fish stories will be a bit exaggerated. And, a good time will be had by all.
    .. Places where fishing will be good -- AND crowded:
    -- Firehole River
    -- Madison River
    -- Gardiner River
    -- Gibbon River, (below Norris Campground)
    -- Trout Lake
    .. Places where fishing will be good -- AND less crowded:
    -- Firehole River, (along the Lone Star Geyser trail)
    -- Firehole River, (between Firehole Falls & Madison River)
    -- Little Firehole River
    -- Iron Spring Creek
    -- Nez Perce Creek
    -- Gibbon River, (between Norris Campground and Virginia Cascade)
    -- Obsidian Creek
    -- Solfaterra Creek
    .. Places where fishing will be good -- AND nearly empty:
    -- Gibbon River, (along the Grebe Lake trail)
    -- Fan Creek
    -- Duck Creek
    -- Grayling Creek
    -- Bacon Rind Creek
    -- Gallatin River, (above the Fan Creek Confluence)
    -- Bechler River
    -- Falls River
    -- Boundary Creek
    -- Heart Lake
    -- Grebe Lake
    -- Snake River, (in the Thorofare)
    -- Hellroaring Creek
    -- Trail Creek
    -- Mountain Creek
    -- Pebble Creek
    -- Slough Creek, (along the sagebrush flats)
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    .. The weather is going to cooperate for the long weekend. Clouds, thunder storms, wind, and mild temperatures are predicted for the weekend. Not necessarily good picnic weather - but great fishing weather.
    .. By Monday the Summer weather will hit its stride. July promises to be a bit hotter than in recent years. This weekend looks like the last of the Spring fishing weather -- and it's going to be great.
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    .. We note that Jeff Kennedy has featured the Feather Duster in his post for yesterday. This is most apropos. The Eagle family celebrated 100 years in business, in West Yellowstone, last week.
    .. An open house, 300 former employees, and nearly 100 family and relatives graced West Yellowstone with their presence. The stories were rich and varied -- you should have been here.
    .. Sam Eagle was the first licensed guide in Yellowstone, Wally Eagle developed the Feather Duster using ostrich plumes from the store's dusters. The fly shop has been in continuous operation for just over 90 years. It features both fly fishing gear and tackle for other disciplines as well.
    .. Icons and legends such as Bob Jacklin, Bud Lilly, and Craig Mathews have all worked in the shop.
    .. In honor of the Eagle's anniversary, and our nation's independence we're going to fish only Feather Duster's for the next week.
    .. They are an amazingly versatile fly. Big and sunken they work wonders in the spring and through the salmonfly hatch. Little and sunken they are just as effective as a Prince Nymph or a Yellowstone Badger. They can be greased and floated through a whole cycle of either caddis or mayfly hatches. The color variants can imitate eggs, and other groceries that a trout is interested in.
    .. Thanks to Jeff Kennedy for the wonderful rendition. And special thanks to the Eagle family for giving us an enduring fly fishing tradition and a wonderful fly.
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    .. Jack Dennis Sports has revamped their web site and it is very comprehensive. Click HERE for the report.
    .. Fishing is continuing apace in the northern part of Yellowstone National Park. For the latest information keep an eye on Parks Fly Shop Reports.
    .. West side reports at Blue Ribbon Flies and Madison River Outfitters are current and very informative. Bud Lilly's has been keeping track of Hebgen Lake. The fishing is just shy of stupendous.
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    .. Time to kiss a fish!

    Tuesday, May 13, 2008

    The Spring Fly Box - Redux

    JUST A LITTLE CHANGE
    The Scene's The Same
    just two months later
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    BREAKING NEWS
    Fantastic Scientific Research Results
    .. Below is last years post about the spring fly box. We've added just one fly this year. The Shop Vac. With snow currently on the ground and it snowing on and off all week it seems that the bug activity will be mostly underwater.
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    .. This is as close as we come to recommending flies for fishing. We have used some of these patterns for 40 years or more - really - and they continue to work. They do not satisfy the need for experimentation, nor do they tickle the fancy of feather merchants, nor are they the latest and greatest; they just suit us.
    .. Other flies work fine, and other flies may even work better. One old local fly fisher was fond of asking and answering a question in the same breath: "Why are there so many flies? - Because they all work!" We agree.
    .. Spring fishing in and around Yellowstone National Park is weather and runoff dependent - no surprise there. The weather can be brutal well into June, and the runoff can keep you off of the water for days, (or weeks,) at a time. The flies shown here are designed to work well in a variety of conditions and in that sense are "generalized flies." There are some that could be considered 'imitative,' however most will fall into the 'attractor' class - that's O.K. with us. Got'ta attract a fish to catch it.
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    THE FLIES

    .. Montana Duster: We use piles of these all season long and start the Spring nymphing with it. This pattern, and the original Feather Duster are staples in our Spring assortment. The yellow color is most popular. However, about this time each year the pink makes an appearance - probably taken for an egg - who knows? Sizes: 6 - 18.
    .. Yellowstone Coachman: The occasional day in early Spring that allows a good hatch is an unanticipated joy. The fish are seldom very selective, (well - sort'a,) and this fly works wonders. Sizes: 10 - 18.
    .. The Yellowstone Cinch: This is our other choice for early Spring dry fly days. It is a local adaptation that floats like a cork, and can be quickly tied at home or on the water. Size is the key to this and other early season flies in Yellowstone. Later the fish become much more selective. Sizes: 10 - 18.
    .. Yellowstone Spruce Fly: This fly was developed by some neighbors that use a bubble on a spinning or casting rig for Fall fishing. It is an exceptional fly when casted with a fly rod in the spring. It's a bit gaudy for many of our purists, but with a nice slow presentation in the cold waters of the early Spring it looks like a big sack of groceries to hungry trout. Sizes: 4 - 12.
    .. Yellowstone Morning Glory: This is an all season fly that we like to keep handy for fishing in the film, or slightly submerged in the Spring. It is a traditional 'early morning' fly for those that find the right foggy morning after the rare early Spring hatch. In the Summer it's a useful attractor. There are many flies similar to this local variant and most will do - we use this one. Sizes: 10 - 16.
    .. Yellowstone Winter Grub: This looks like nothing other than something to sample - or some such. We fish this all Winter and carry it into the Spring. It's a heavy fly, though it casts well, and is useful for 'dredging' those big fish that you know are there. It's apparently an old fly from the Salmon & Challis area in Idaho. We usually have this in a variety of sizes for the desperation moments. Sizes: 4 - 10.
    .. Woolly Worm: Spit the words out of your mouth if you must - it's a great Spring fly in Yellowstone country. Sometimes we use small ones on the surface when the snow flies are out. Black or yellow seem to be the colors of choice, we've got more yellow ones. Sizes: 10 - 18.
    .. Yellowstone Badger: This prickly little devil is one that serves a multitude of purposes. Float it, sink it, splash it, strip it, or just dap it - it is a winner. This fly is similar to the other nymphs that are popular around here - the Pheasant Tail, and the Hare's Ear. We use them all, but keep coming back to this one. Sizes: 12 - 18.
    .. Stiff Hackle Nymph: This variant of the soft hackle variety is not a favorite among many folks in the fly fishing community. It does work well and it is used by some of our 'more mature' neighbors. We've used it since the 80's and found it to be a useful resource - but we tend to forget it too. This is an all season fly that we just put in the fly box because we have them. Sizes 12 -18.
    .. Deer Hair Caddis: This little fly we borrowed from Jason Neuswanger over at The Trout Nut. We fished it all last year along with the local versions and it was a standout performer. It's a dark fly that is consistent with some of our early Caddis hatches and we like it very much. Sizes: 10 - 18.
    .. The Quick -N-Easy is one of those flies that makes many a fly fisher cringe. It is gaudy, flashy, big, and effective. It is famous for its spectacular refusals, and that's it's purpose. Tie it on early and then fish the fly that the fish are taking. This will show you that there are really fish in the water, and it may even catch one or two. Sizes: 8 - 14.
    .. Hellifiknow: This pattern is reminiscent of the Black Nose Dace and Micky Finn patterns. It is useful when the water is murky and you need to get a bit of twinkle down deep. It's a Spring staple and often a 'what if ?' kind of fly for prospecting. Sizes 4 - 12.
    .. Scarlet Ibis: We've carried this fly since the early 60's. Back then they came on a card and you got four for a dollar. They were imported from Japan and attracted the novice and expert alike. Bit of color never hurts the old fly boxes. This traditional wet fly is one that we fish for fun. It may be taken for an egg, a flying saucer, a cowboy's bandanna, or "who knows ?" - but it takes a few fish every year. Sizes: 8 - 14.
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    .. Here's the post on the Shop Vac. It's proven its worth in subsurface fishing over the last few seasons. Tied a bit larger than the traditional sizes it is a fine upper fly in a tandem rig and can be seen on a slow shallow swing.
    .. We have an irrational fondness for the local Feather Dusters, (Original, Montana, Egg,) yet we always have a few Shop Vacs as well. For year-round success these nymphs rank very high. Most people use the bead head variety. Contrarians that we are, we stick with the fluff sans bead.
    .. The recipe lets you know why we're fond of these by the dozen.
    Recipe. Hook: size 12 - 18, Thread: black, Body: pheasant tail fiber, Rib: medium, (or fine,) copper wire, Wing: gold or white Zelon, (cul de canard works fine.)
    Instructions. Move thread to the rear of the hook, attach pheasant tail fibers and the wire, return thread and fibers to head, counter wrap the wire rib to the eye, tie off, attach zelon, (or cul de canard,) on top of the hook shank, whip finish a large clunky head.
    .. These can be greased up real heavy and floated if you choose. The smaller sizes float very well.
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    .. New research results have been released from the Montana State Piscatorial Institute, (MSPI) detailing the findings of fish vision. The results had been delayed for about three years due to the problems of replicating the results from the implantation of sensors in the visual centers of the living trout brain.
    .. The results are scientifically astounding.
    .. Trout have as their main brain component the optic lobes. These highly developed brain tissues are capable of a higher resolution than previously thought, and are capable of providing the necessary stimulus/reaction response to a wide variety of external phenomena.
    .. The single most astonishing finding is that the trout uses this highly developed cerebral mass for a process of transliteration.
    .. The transliteration of visualized objects into desirable objects takes place at the interface of the cerebrum and the optic lobes. This is facilitated by neuro-synaptic activity that was also traced to both the hypothalamus and the olfactory interface. The resulting interplay of these electrochemical processes produce a cognitive impression of an object with attributes of both food and sex.
    .. In simple terms: the trout sees food items as desirable objects in a way exactly similar to the way fisher folks see desireable objects. And the trout sees subsurface objects as the most desirable of all food objects.
    .. Of all the subsurface food items, nymphs are seen as the most desirable of food items and they produce responses that are similar in intensity to the desire for sexual objects . . . in both fish and humans.
    .. The transliteration phenomena was successfully captured by the researchers and reproduced as an image comprehensible to humans.
    .. The image is the product of newly developed technology that not only implants sensors in the trout's brain, but produces output in visual terms. Although some transliteration algorhythms are informed by food of the fish, others are informed by research in humans and adolescent canines as well.
    .. We are fortunate to be chosen as the first place to release this image to the public.
    .. Below is what a Feather Duster nymph, (we provided the research props,) looks like to a trout. We have to admit that the trout has good taste!