It's 40 Below; How's Your Trout?

IT'S SO COLD THAT:

.... the water quality managers at Montana State University are catching frozen trout. This fine specimen is from the Coal Bed Methane product water impoundment. For a view of the lucky fisherman go to the MSU Water Quality Program Site.
.... the mayor of West Yellowstone has his hands in his own pockets.
.... we had to get on the roof and break the smoke off of the chimney.
.... we have to put the meat in the freezer to thaw.
.... the neighbor's Labrador retriever is stuck to the fire hydrant.
.... a 33rd degree Mason dropped 10 degrees.
.... you can't store your vodka outside.
.... our Finnish neighbors took the B-B-Q inside.
.... the French are studying winter tailwaters habitat in Wyoming.

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Some Assembly Required

.. Get your Brass Monkey Freeze Indicator.

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.. Time to go help the neighbor with his dog. He's been plutoed.