Sort Of Sultry

ASHES FALL FROM SKY

Yellowstone River Open Tomorrow

some sacred fishing locations

THE WAY IT WAS JUST A FEW DECADES AGO

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.. Tomorrow is as holy as it gets for the faithful who must worship at the Yellowstone River on opening day - we'll be there.

BUFF IN FORD

.. Even as the ashes from the myriad fires in the region fall on our heads, and a quick glance at the INCIWEB maps show that we are near the epicenter of the conflagrations, we shall be there.
.. There are dozens of expert sources that are willing to  tell visitors where to fish in Yellowstone National Park. We believe that it's just as important to inform would be fisher folk where not to fish:

SEEN ON THE RIVER

1} Ignore Cache Creek. It's in prime shape right now, there are several hatches of both big and little bugs occurring simultaneously, the fish haven't see a fisher in more than 9 months, it's deep into bear country, the mosquitoes are voracious, the cutthroat trout are among the largest in Yellowstone National Park, there are bears, it's a very long walk. (44495082N - 110092519W = BIG FISH RUN)
2} Forget about the confluence of Slough Creek and the Lamar River. There's no storied meadows, there's only sage and a few trees, there's bears, there's wolves, you have to walk a faint and dusty trail, there's stinky sulfur springs, there's bears, and there's mosquitoes, and the fish are so lonesome that they will jump in your waders just to make you feel welcome. (44550368N - 110205679W = MAYHEM POOL)

FOREIGN BODY

3} Don't even bother to look at the putative Roosevelt Campsite. The water is too big, the fish are far too large for your dainty rig, it's down in a hole and getting out is a real pain, there are thousands of fishers that pass there each and every day, your rig can't cast the heavy sink tip required to put a giant streamer in front of the 4# fish that live there, too many people fish there. (44551769N - 110240892W = SUBMARINE ALLEY)

USE NEAR QUICKSAND

4} If you fish Mary Bay and can see Pelican Roost you won't be able to hold on to the large Lake Trout that eats your gently stripped red Wooly Bugger, (or blue and chrome Kastmaster.) The beach where the fish are is narrow and you are liable to get your feet wet, the cut bank is steep, the parking is abysmal, the wind causes treacherous waves, gobs and gobs of flotsam are eagerly perused and inhaled by the 8# Lakers, not for wimpy fly fishers - even with a 9 weight rod. (44314837N - 110175422W = DUMBBELL POINT)
5}  Avoid at all costs the Yellowstone River near Sulfur Cauldron. People have died fishing here. There's quicksand, mosquitoes, elbows, and enormous fish. They like eating most anything but especially like a slow drifted streamer, (sadly most of the water is fast,) They hide in peculiar places and you will often scare them just by looking at them. And, everyone knows that there's no fish in the Yellowstone River anyway. (44372497N - 110254259W = CUTTSOAK POOL)

WOLF CROSSING AT CHITTENDEN BRIDGE

6} Dream on if you think it's worth fishing near the Chittenden Bridge. This is a bear, and wolf, and moose, and bison, and elk crossing area. The fish here are so lazy that they need to be hit in the nose with their favorite morsels. These are the big fish that continue to fight the slick and fast current - or - over the falls they go. Keep the rumors of 22" Cutthroat Trout safely tucked in your libido, (pant, pant,) - you'll never have the skill necessary to hook AND bring to hand any of these fish - besides that you have to wade through shoreline muck to even cast to the fish. (44431224N - 110301105W = EZ_PZ RUN)
7} The picture below is of Seven-Mile-Hole. GOT LEGS ???

TRAIL'S END AT CARDIAC POOL: 7-MILE HOLE - TRY IT ONCE

Just Plain Hot

RECORD TEMPS ABOUND

Fish May Cool Off In Florida

guides get new outfits

LOCAL GUIDES ARE WEARING LESS THIS YEAR

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.. Yes it's hot. And, sad but true, going to get hotter. Heat spikes are fairly common in the high country but it's beginning to look like a heat wave of extended duration. Record heat, (and/or near record heat,) is going to be with us for quite some time.

.. Most visitors think that the weather is wonderful. Yet, when it hits 90° F stress of the entire ecosystem is apparent.
.. Big critters like bison and elk hide in the shade during the day. Little critters like pikas, marmots, and ground squirrels take cover underground or under rocks.
.. Human critters from afar wander around in a daze sporting argyle socks, Italian sandals, short pants, giant cameras, gaudy Hawaiian shirts, and freshly bought straw cowboy hats.
.. The trees just sit and swelter. Their needles shrink. The glossy green of spring becomes a dull shadow. They become hosts to the tiny critters of the forest. Birds, beetles, ants, and several other denizens race around their limbs and trunks.

.. Summer has arrived with a vengeance. Prayers for rain are tempered with curses of lightning. The neighbors seek shelter in a pub and wait for heavy cloud cover or sunset before even thinking of fishing.
.. With a bit of stealth it's possible for visiting anglers to follow the local fishers to the places where the water is cool and the fish are eating.
.. It's best to use a beat-up pickumuptruck. New minivans, fancy crossover vehicles, and shiny black BMW's are a dead giveaway to intent when seen on the dusty gravel roads of the neighborhood.

.. The current conditions have sped up the terrestrial hatch and that can be a good thing. The little hoppers are entering their final molt about two weeks early. Beetles have grown large and glossy. Ants have a fine store of food already and are proliferating at a blinding rate.
.. There are still many aquatic species on and in the water. Caddis is king for now. Midges will come and go. The PMD's should make a few more appearances if we get clouds - or not.

.. It's drake time right now and for a month or so - but don't count on them. Callibaetis are starting on the lakes but the depth and temperature of the water has stunted weed growth - hatches will be more generally dispersed this year, (as last year.)
.. BWO's are taking a break and should reappear in about 6 weeks. The Western Green Drake has made sneaky appearances this week and may continue - or not. A few spruce moths have been seen but no widespread happenings yet.

.. It's coming on time for our terrestrial roundup. We'll give you just a sneak peek here. The ants and big black beetles are very apparent if you look down. Some of the "Flying Ants" have been reported down low on the Gallatin River. Hoppers are present but the population seems sparse - for now.

.. Should you find yourself heading this way in the near future please have a well stocked terrestrial box.
.. Please, also, wear your pink and yellow and turquoise, and lime green tropical fishing shirt. It helps us know where you are. A bright red or blue vest also helps. Newly acquired bleached yellow straw hats are a necessary accessory for visitors too.
.. Good insect repellant is mandatory and sunglasses are more than just a help. A hat that protects the ears is more than just a fashion statement. And, in all seriousness and with our most deadly earnest concern - wear long sleeve shirts. Dress for protection.

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IT'S TOO DAMN HOT TO FISH - LET ALONE CATCH !!

Down Low

A FEW BIG BUGS

A Few Little Bugs

quite a few deer flies too

MADISON RIVER RAINBOW 

(big enough for wallpaper if you like.)

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.. We just took one of our infrequent visitations to the lowland Madison River. As usual, fish were eager and larger than we are normally familiar with. We suffered through it all in soldierly fashion.

YELLOWSTONE SALLY

.. Because of the repairs at Hebgen Dam and the tailwaters coming from the top of Hebgen Lake, the water on the lowland river is a bit warmer than usual for this time of year. And, yes, the bite slowed during mid-day - probably down to a single fish every 10 minutes or so.

SILLI STIMI

.. Bugs were plentiful and the fish were gobbling in a wonderfully indiscriminate manner.
.. Giant Salmonflies, (Pteronarcys californica,) and our Least Salmonfly, (Pteronarcella badia,) are still being eaten with gay abandon by the fish, (bless their little pea brains.)
.. They were so willing that we have been forced to deliver some fish porn just to maintain our veracity.

JUST YAK YAKING ALONG

.. Herds of caddis and several sorts of big and small mayflies were also present throughout the day. The pudgy fish were eating them all.
.. As a matter of course, we eschewed our normal nymphitis, (a malady common to fisher folk of a certain mature age grade,) and fished mostly big bugs on the top. Various local varieties of the common stimulator pattern were used.
.. The fish whacked them all. We even foul hooked a few that were pounding the flies with their tails - steelhead or salmon genes?

A VERY OLD AND GOOD FRIEND

.. There really isn't much that is novel to report. The Madison River usually delivers spectacular fishing - even for novice anglers or curmudgeons with old Fenwick sticks.
.. The fish were willing to come up to eat the big flies on the top. They even ate the little flies on top. They even ate the little flies under the water. They were in an eating mood and we took full advantage of it.
.. The river is a playground for all manner of folks during these warm months. There were bathers, tubers, kayakers, and fishers all enjoying the 80° weather.

STICK 'EM OR STOMP 'EM

.. We also, (busy weekend,) visited Indian Creek Campground. It's becoming very popular right now. Obsidian Creek and Indian Creek are providing good catching opportunities.
.. The rambunctious Brook Trout of these waters don't even care if you try to trample them to death - they will still inhale anything that could be food.
.. A few of the neighbors are brave enough to get up before dawn and visit the Firehole River for the "morning bite." On the water before the sun can be seen, they follow the shadows as the sun climbs upward. When there are no shadows - fishing is done.
.. This is fishing with very little catching and reserved for the faithful that must worship at the river. Spinners, floating nymphs, drowned caddis, and midge clusters are dropped along the edges of the shadow lines. A few fish even get caught.
.. We've been blessed with afternoon cloud cover and even a few cooling thunder showers. Obvious as it is there are a couple of things that need mentioning:
1) Bear spray is a very important fishing accoutrement,
2) Graphite is a good lightening rod, as is any fishing rod,
3) Be kind and gentle to fish hooked in warm water.

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STURDY, COMPETENT, RELIABLE, FRIENDLY, FRIEND. 

(big enough for wallpaper if you choose.)

A Friendly Stream For Summer

TAKE A WALK

Take Bear Spray

take humpies and ants and beetles
AND HOPPERS

SUCH A FRIENDLY LITTLE RIVER

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.. 'Tis the Nez Perce season. For the next three weeks, (and more,) Nez Perce Creek will fish as good as it ever does. Rain or shine, hot or cold, morning-noon-night, this is the neighbor's choice destination, (among two or three others.)

Confluence With Firehole River

.. The persistent hot weather may or may not give us a few more mornings and evenings on the Firehole River but the cognoscenti will be migrating to other waters. It's an annual ritual.
.. The Firehole River will fish well above the Kepler Cascades for the rest of the summer.
.. The Firehole River will fish well for about 300 yards below it's confluence with Nez Perce Creek for another 2-3 weeks. But Nez Perce Creek will do well for as long as you care to take the time to walk it's banks.

Not Much Of A Bridge

.. Heading upstream on Nez Perce Creek, the broken meadows and decaying geyserite aprons of the first meadow occupy about 2 1/3 miles of exquisite water.
.. Runs and riffles, pools and glides, and undercut banks. This is the most heavily fished stretch of this stream.
.. Use caution and avoid the thermal features in this region. You will see the decaying skeletons of animals that ventured too close and became DEAD! Don't let it happen to you.

Stay Away

.. Another 2 1/2 miles, (or so,) finds the creek constricted into a canyon, of sorts. This section is referred to as "The Narrows" by our neighbors. This section represents the maximum distance that is comfortably fishable in a day.
.. The narrows have the same sort of water as the first meadow but the fish are feistier and a bit more gullible. Local legend reports that the fish can be, in fact, a bit bigger in this section, (we can't verify it.)
.. Last Meadow extends to the foot of Mary Mountain. It's about an 8 mile grunt, (one way,) and is infrequently fished.

.. The fish here are just the most sociable of all the trout in the park. They will dance with anyone and eat anything. Forty years ago we would tie small twigs and bits of pine needles to hooks and catch them - ahhh, youth!

Lots of fine water if you walk a bit

click on image for detailed view

.. Most fishers seek one of two destinations for prime fishing on Nez Perce Creek.
==> Destination #1 is the glassy waters at the junction of the narrows and first meadow. (Hint: deep channels on the downstream end of islands.) 
==> Destination #2 is the similar water at the upstream end of the narrows. (Hint: downstream from the "restoration" sweepers.)
.. But, there are fish along the whole stretch and if a spot strikes your fancy - fling some!
.. The hopper nymphs are in their second molt now. Soon the lush meadows will lose their emerald green and change to a rich golden color.
.. It's not too early to think of hoppers. And it's not too early to take some ants and beetles. For most purposes on the surface a Humpy of this or that color will do fine.

THE DAY

Drakes On The Fork

HENRY'S THAT IS !

'Nuff Said

340 undecillion

THAT'S A BIG NUMBER

So What?

we're all involved

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.. Just so you know that your cell phone will still ring on the Firehole River; the implementation of IPv6 is underway. Soon your new $1,900.00 composite fly rod will have it's own address. So too will your favorite fishing location. Nothing is sacred.

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 -- NEW YORK (CNN Money) -- One of the crucial mechanisms powering the Internet got a giant, years-in-the-making overhaul on Wednesday. When we say "giant," we're not kidding. Silly-sounding huge number alert: The Internet's address book grew from "just" 4.3 billion unique addresses to 340 undecillion (that's 340 trillion trillion trillion). That's a growth factor of 79 octillion (billion billion billion).

-- If it all goes right, you won't notice a thing. And that's the point. The Internet is running out of addresses, and if nothing were done, you certainly would notice. New devices simply wouldn't be able to connect. To prevent that from happening, the Internet Society, a global standards-setting organization with headquarters in Geneva, Switzerland; and Reston, Va., has been working for years to launch a new Internet Protocol (IP) standard called IPv6. IP is a global communications standard used for linking connected devices together. Every networked device -- your PC, smartphone, laptop, tablet and other gizmos -- needs a unique IP address.

-- With IPv6, there are now enough IP combinations for everyone in the world to have a billion billion IP addresses for every second of their life. That sounds unimaginably vast, but it's necessary, because the number of connected devices is exploding.
-- By 2016, Cisco (CSCO, Fortune 500) predicts there will be three networked devices per person on earth. We're not just talking about your smartphone and tablet; your washing machine, wristwatch and car will be connected too. Each of those connected things needs an IP address. Then there's all the items that won't necessarily connect to the Internet themselves, but will be communicating with other wired gadgets.
-- Developers are putting chips into eyeglasses, clothes and pill bottles. Each one of those items needs an IP address as well. The current IP standard, IPv4, was structured like this: xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx, with each "xxx" able to go from 0 to 255. IPv6 expands that so each "x" can be a 0 through 9 or "a" through "f," and it's structured like this: xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx:xxxx. (Yes, there was an IPv5, but it was a streaming multimedia standard developed in the late 1970s that never really caught on). The changeover is akin to when the U.S. telephone system handled soaring growth by increasing the digits in each telephone number -- except for one crucial difference.

-- While the entire telephone system was upgraded in the 1990s, the Internet will be upgraded gradually. IPv4 will continue to exist alongside IPv6 for quite some time, just as digital and analog TV were broadcast side-by-side for years. Though most of the major Internet players will be IPv6 compliant going forward, many routers, devices and operating systems won't be. For instance, Microsoft (MSFT, Fortune 500) Windows XP, the world's most-used PC operating system, is not IPv6-compliant. Just 1% of end users are expected to now be reaching websites using the IPv6 standard. The Internet Society expects that to gradually grow as users update their software and hardware. Most of the major websites and networks are already participating.
-- More than 2,000 websites, including Google (GOOG, Fortune 500), Facebook (FB), Bing, Yahoo (YHOO, Fortune 500), AOL (AOL) and Netflix (NFLX), as well as a number of network operators such as AT&T (T, Fortune 500), Verizon (VZ, Fortune 500), Comcast (CMCSA) and Time Warner Cable (TWC, Fortune 500), have begun enabling IPv6. But they'll all need to continue to support IPv4 until the entire world upgrades. That will take years.
-- There have been some grumblings about cyberattackers getting ready to pounce on Wednesday, taking advantage of potential holes in a new technology. But a year ago, on June 8, 2011, all those participating networks and sites turned on IPv6 for a day-long test run without a hitch. They reverted to IPv4 the next day. This time, the change is permanent. It'll be a slow transition, but it's a crucial one that will support the Internet's current rate of expansion far into the future.

-- First Published: June 6, 2012: 5:13 AM ET

P.S. Learn to say "BIG BUGS" "HENRY'S FORK" "NOT TOO SECRET"

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