Sunday, December 13, 2015

Road Work

WINTER SEASON OPEN
Elite Visitors Arriving
bunches of $ to visit
WINTER ROAD IMPROVEMENTS
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.. Soon, (tomorrow or the next day depending on Federal funding bills,) the West Entrance Station of Yellowstone National Park will accept affluent guests to the winter wonderland for the wealthy.
.. The joys of Yellowstone, (two days: Upper Loop and Lower loop tours,) for an average family of four can cost a couple of week's wages - or more:
>> Travel, to West Yellowstone = variable,
>> Lodging = $300.00 / night x 2,
>> Eating =  $250.00 / day x 2,
>> Entrance Fees = $40.00,
>> Snowmobile Guided Tour = $400.00 day x 2,
>> Snow Bus Guided Tour = $300.00 - $450.00 day x 2,
>> Postcards, trinkets, etc. = $0.00 - thousands,
>> Travel from West Yellowstone - variable,
>> Total = at least $1,740.00 (plus travel.)
.. All visitors are required to take guided tours, (save for a select group of individuals that are drawn by lottery and must have best available technology snowmobiles.)
.. Entrance on skis is available for $40.00. Old Faithful is 30 miles from the West Entrance Station - should you care to try:  + lodging at each end.
.. Y'all come.
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WINTER WONDERLAND