Cold Fish Relief

BORED? LOST? LONELY?

Get Laid At The Underground

Fishing For Love In All The Wrong Places

.Now there's an idea!
A dating service to service fly fishers.

.. Winter up here is just around the corner, (there's only two feet of snow on the ground so far,) and it just might be the perfect idea: a cure for CABIN FEVER.

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.. Click over to The Trout Underground and see what they're up to for the winter. (By the way, CATCH.COM is for sale cheap -- a measly $200,000 will buy you this top domain name.)
.. We know that big fish grow larger in proportion to the distance from the event and the number of times the tale is told. Perhaps the gnomes at the underground can do the same for wimmen of dubious quality on their service.
.. We are waiting with baited breath for the expansion of the site to include video dating and even, perhaps, the diaries of a mad fishwife.
.. Sadly, the staff writers at The Trout Underground have lost their creativity and are seeking your help for the generation of creative slogans for their promotional literature.
.. Happily, the readers of fish blogs are creative enough for the challenge. For your creative efforts you will be published on the blog -- AND, Wally will lick your words into fame and fortune as he selects the best of the best.
.. The winner will be rewarded with a copy of the Patric McManus book "KERPLUNK!"
.. As a bit of additional incentive to get your creative juices flowing we've included the following tidbits to enhance your imagination.

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DATE WITH A FISH??

FISHING ON A DATE

NAT & ALEX FISH FOR LOVE

FISHING FOR LOVE