TOP 10 MARGINAL HALLOWEEN SAYINGS REVEALED
With Apologies To Dave
BIKINI WITCHESCreative Scarecrows
THE HALLOWEEN LEECH
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..The Halloween Leech is well known among the neighbors in West Yellowstone. We use it to fool the giant spawners running up the Madison River from Hebgen Lake. The recipe is simple and the fly is effective.-------------------------
Recipe - Tail: plucked throat fibers from midnight black emu, (the short ones right next to the beak,) 
- Body: dubbed orange and black scrotum fuzz from the hindermost parts of a wild Yellowstone Wolverine, (since this animal is about to be listed as endangered you must shave it alive,) - Body Hackle: Orange & Black barred neck feather from a Little Black & Orange Indian Hawk, (reverse palmered forward,) - Head: A little on the long side for the attachment of a riffling hitch. Fish it deep.-------------------------
.. With fly fishing blogs all a titter about the Bikini Wars, it seems only appropriate to introduce some seasonal spice into the brew. Below you will find some Halloween Witches - suitably attired for our discriminating audience.
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Here are the top 10 Halloween things that sound dirty - but aren't.
10. If you show me your JuJuBees I'll let you see my Zagnuts.
9. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her front porch.
8. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
7. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
6. You scared me stiff!
5. Let me see your bag, - OH! - you're having a great night!
4. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
2. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
1. She's a goblin.
9. She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her front porch.
8. I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
7. He's got candy spread out on the living room floor!
6. You scared me stiff!
5. Let me see your bag, - OH! - you're having a great night!
4. Have your mom check it before you put it in your mouth.
3. Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
2. If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
1. She's a goblin.
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The Halloween ball made me cranky
because being surrounded by skanky
little devils and kittens
had me fully committin'
to take myself home for some spanky
-------------------because being surrounded by skanky
little devils and kittens
had me fully committin'
to take myself home for some spanky
As a parting shot we submit the following scarecrows. No wise cracking!
