Friday, April 24, 2020

If Only . . .

WE COULD FIND A SYRINGE
We Had The Right Light
our store had clorox

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BEFORE AND AFTER INSERTION
.. Then we would be safe from Covid-19. Yes indeed!!  Our stable genius, the imperial president, tells us to inject or, ingest disinfectant. He, who went to the best schools, tells us to ingest ultraviolet light. Fox News is silent. We are without a compass.
.. We are distraught. Out anxiety level is high. We would follow the leader if we could. However, our grocery store is out of Clorox and Lysol. Perhaps Roundup will work. We don't know the correct dosage. We do think that more is better.
.. Then again, the ultraviolet light will be easy. We shall just turn on our fly light and use it as a suppository for the great leader.
.. It's a blessing to have a president with such insight and veracity. We thank the lord for his leadership into the ecology and economics of the future.
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WALLPAPER:    SUPPOSITORY IN CHIEF
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